Kylism Favorites

Smiling Kyle
Kylism 950 After eating the cornbread off of his corn dog but leaving the weiner.

Kyle “I have a weiner on a stick! Look at it!”

Allyssa “You’re a dork!”

Kyle “Yeah, with a wiener!”

Kylism 951 Upon arriving at the Golden Gate Bridge. “Next stop, that freaking bridge!”

Kylism 952 I have a black belt in awesomeness.

Kylism 831 Putting the dogs in his room. “Do not sniff the clothes! They smell like me.”

Kylism 824 Playing a game on the computer. “I am a genius! The genius Kyle strikes again!”
(Yeah, that boy’s not conceited at all *rolling eyes*)

Kyle: Will this pool drown me?

Dad: It better not!

Kyle: Well, if it does, tell mom I love her.

*SPLASH*

 

 

Kyle: Is this a fast food restaurant?

Dad: Yes it is son.

Kyle: Well, they aren’t very fast.

(Little nugget head was overheard and got a free apple pie out of that one)

 

* Yelling at computer game. *

What!? You’re not dead yet? Come here so I can help you to be dead!

 

Kyle: “Hey mom, do monsters have nostrils?”

Mom: “Well, I don’t know. I guess that depends on if they have a nose.”

Kyle: “Oh, okay. That makes sense.”

 

Apparently that was good enough.

 

Kyle, running down the hallway to the bathroom after playing Pirates 101 for awhile. “I’m going to take a jolly pee!”

All Time Best Kylism…

HOLY FISHCOW!!!
Or as Kyle puts it. Yeah, that’s the best one ever. That makes everybody smile.

(Yeah, that boy’s a real ham.)

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