Kyle “I have a weiner on a stick! Look at it!”
Allyssa “You’re a dork!”
Kyle “Yeah, with a wiener!”
Kylism 951 Upon arriving at the Golden Gate Bridge. “Next stop, that freaking bridge!”
Kylism 952 I have a black belt in awesomeness.
Kylism 831 Putting the dogs in his room. “Do not sniff the clothes! They smell like me.”
Kylism 824 Playing a game on the computer. “I am a genius! The genius Kyle strikes again!”
(Yeah, that boy’s not conceited at all *rolling eyes*)
Kyle: Will this pool drown me?
Dad: It better not!
Kyle: Well, if it does, tell mom I love her.
Kyle: Is this a fast food restaurant?
Dad: Yes it is son.
Kyle: Well, they aren’t very fast.
(Little nugget head was overheard and got a free apple pie out of that one)
* Yelling at computer game. *
What!? You’re not dead yet? Come here so I can help you to be dead!
Kyle: “Hey mom, do monsters have nostrils?”
Mom: “Well, I don’t know. I guess that depends on if they have a nose.”
Kyle: “Oh, okay. That makes sense.”
Apparently that was good enough.
Kyle, running down the hallway to the bathroom after playing Pirates 101 for awhile. “I’m going to take a jolly pee!”
All Time Best Kylism…
Or as Kyle puts it. Yeah, that’s the best one ever. That makes everybody smile.
(Yeah, that boy’s a real ham.)